Sundar Ladki

Courtesy: Unknown Rumi's admirer on the internet

"Ladkiyaan sirf do tarah ki hoti hain. Sundar. Aur bohot sudar."

Meri dost falak ne ek baar JNU mein apni ek dost se milwaya tha. Wo badi fiery women rights activist thi. Aur bohot hi Sundar. Ussne hamare milne ke kuch dino baad mujhe apne birthday party mein bulaya tha. Maine kaha zaroor aaonga, aur tum apni saari sundar saheliyon ko bhi zaroor bulana. Uss ne mazak ki baat pe chot le li. Mujhe usse bhi batana pada tha ke mera lehja zara natkhat sa hota hai jab bhi sundar ladki ka zikr karta hoon toh. Par meri samajh mein ladkiyaan hoti hi sirf do tarah ki hain. Sundar. Aur bohot sundar.

Aakarshak aur sundar hona ek nahi hota. Aakarshakta sundarta ki jhalak dikhane wali ek khidki hai. Lakhon khidkiyaan aur bhi hain. Unnke khichaanv aur gherai ko lekin billboards par nahi utara ja sakta.

• Ladkiyaan akele mein aadmi se jyaada sehmi hui hoti hai.
• Wo ussi akelepan mein kisi se bhi jyaada okay aur majboot bhi ho sakti hain.
• Wo kitna pyaar kar sakti hai yeh aap andaaza bhi nahi laga sakte.
• Aur agar chidd jaayein toh ek dum pure nafrat. Chidd ne par. Gussa hone par nahi.
• Wo hans jaaye toh aas paas sab khush sa lagne lagta hai.
• Aur ro jaayein toh aadmi chodiye, bachchon se jyaada pighala deti hain.
• Kaam mein aadmi se jyaada shramik.
• Dil lagane mein aadmi se jyaada nadaan.
• Aur dillaggi mein aadmi se jyaada schemeing.
• Wo darti toh shayaad sabse jyaada hai. Unnke darr ka kuwaan unending hota hai.
• Phir bhi aadmi ka bada se bada darr apni presence se durr kar deti hain. Aadmi jab unnke aakarshan jaisi silly cheez se bhi jab sharam wale darr mein hota hai, toh wo darr bhi wahi nikaalti hai.
• Wo aadmi ko intimacy sikhati hai.
• Aur kabhi bina mann intimate hona padh jaaye toh aadmi se jyaada behtar disguise bhi kar leti hai.
• Bin bole wo kya kya nahi bol sakti.
• Kabhi kabhi kuch nahi bol paane ki bhi bechaargi unki jyaada hoti hai.
• Main most baatein aadmiyon se comparison mein likh raha hun. Wahan toh wo hands down supreme of the sexes hai hi. Par wo aapas mein bhi subhan-allah hoti hain.
• Ladd jaayein ek dusre se toh fiery. 
• Aur saath dein ek dusre ka toh aisi resilient ya sacrificing team aap ne dekhi na ho.
• Wo sabse jyaada samjhdaar aur mature hoti hain. Lagbhag har samay.
• Aur phir kabhi aisi bachchiyon si buddhu.

Yeh "list" bohot lambi hai. Saath mein likhi jaane par toh shaayad 'too much' bhi lage. Par inhi sab ungeenat 'better in all ways', good bad and everything in between, ki bani hoti hain ladkiyaan. Mere andar se inn sab baaton ko represent karne wala word sift 'sundar' hi nikalta hai.

Aap puchchoge sundar toh samajh aa gaya. Ab bohot sundar kaun kaun hui? Isska answer toh main aur aap sab jaante hain. Par dhang se unhe bata kab paate hain. Haha.